Joe

This hard ass motherfucker will steal your girl and will eat the pussy of the 84 closest women to him like he’s devouring a Doritos locos taco. His dick is so big it’s basically a buffet for 1,000,000 girls. When he sees a guy with a small dick he flops his massive cock onto them so he can put them out of their misery. Don’t be fooled when you hear that he’s from Minnesota. You’d think he’s from Alabama. He’s fucked his cousin so many times she can ride anyone’s dick at this point.

Guys that Joe guy stole my wife and his penis is so big. I see why she left me for him.

Uncle Joe

This boi is always horny. His nephews run when they hear him yell “WHICH ONE OF YOUR FUCKERS IS GETTING ON MY COCK TONIGHT”. Although he does buy his nephews lap dances at the club and buys them drugs and alcohol. He has an obsession with putting his nephews in a closet. Those fuckers basically live in there.

“Opens closet” Sam what happened. Uncle Joe put me in here. I screeched not the cock but he gargled that bitch anyways.

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