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The act of taking a shit in a bunker on the seventh hole.
I couldn't find a restroom at the golf course so I had to engage in some old fashioned bunkersquatting.
When you're the true goddamn president of the Bible thumping blue blooded Americans, you get to make jokes of people's names and grab'em by the pussy. IE you just been Zuckerschmucked.
Zuckerschmuck is pissing me off.......alien lookin bitch.
When you piss Trump off and he fires back changing your last name.
"If you get rid of TikTok, Facebook and Zuckerschmuck will double their business," DT
The word one screams while stepping on a Lego instead of screaming fuck.
When I stepped on that Lego it hurt so bad I screamed imaparingramshammalammadingdong!!!
The act of making sandwiches using only meats.
There's only oil and vinegar on these rolls! We need these sandwiches smeated!
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The act of farting so hard you confuse yourself.
I was conflarting so badly I missed my exit off the turnpike.
The act of doing anything while named Michael Wing.
Everytime my buddy has an impossible task to accomplish he manifests confidence by chanting Wingsofdings over and over again.