Stratton

A scientific scale that assigns a single number to quantify the amount of intense noise emitted by an epic wave of sound. Level one Stratton can be heard to anyone within a 100 mile radius and an additional 100 miles for each building level. (Can be compared to the magnitude of the Richter scale for earthquakes.)

Did you hear the fireworks last night? I was so loud! Totally Stratton level three!

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