Cock Cheese

What your mother puts on her bagels for breakfast.

This morning, after banging all night, I offered your mom some cream cheese or butter for her bagel. She said "no thanks, I prefer cock cheese", and scraped some off my unit.

Rush B Cyka Blyat

Some stupid bullshit. Probably some stupid hipster bullshit.

Rush B Cyka Blyat must be some fucking stupid skinny-jean wearing stealing your grandfathers sweaters bearded like a snatch dumbass hipster bullshit.

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Bunghole

A bunghole is where the senile old fuck Joe Biden rests his tongue when he isn't lying to the American people.

I thought I was going to have a chance to tell Joe Biden what a pathetic old brain-dead bastard he is, but he had already parked is tongue squarely in Lindsey Graham's bunghole.

Stank Ho

Your mother. The bitch is a Stank Ho. Bitch so stank she made some nearby flies who were busy eating shit gag and puke.

There was this horrible smell, I couldn't isolate the source, then I saw your Stank Ho mama.

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