Goosebumps

When you get a chill, your skin will form these dumb, unnecessary bumps that showcases to everyone around you, that you’re a gay cunt who’s cold.
Moral of the story, get a fucking jacket because no one likes a pussy.

Steve: Oi cunt, are you fucking cold? 😂
Jazza: No, cunt. What are you on? Only pussy’s are cold. I think YOU are.
Steve: Cunt. I can see your fucking goosebumps from here!

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