peek_a_boo

a peek-a-boo is when you brown eye (or moon) a person and squeeze a poo out and suck it back up your arse.

harry the dirty prick was pissed last night and peek-a-booed a car load of people on our way home from the pub.

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151

police code for: murder for hire on a police officer.

the russin mob ordered 151's on all the cops that have been bothering them

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Obsession

something that you can't stop doing because you are officially addicted with it.

Geeks are obsessed with video games.
Potheads are obsessed with drugs/needles.
Athletes are obsessed with sports.
etc.,etc.

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Biozeminades

The Biozeminades was a enemy in HL2 that was cut after the hack. The Biozeminades had the power to make itself look good and you had to kill it with spray paint.

T3h Biozeminades W4s 7h3 r0xR!!!!!11!

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bling bling

n. synonym for expensive, often flashy jewelry sported mostly by African American hip-hop artists and middle class Caucasian adolescents.

v. to "bling-bling;" the act of sporting jewelry of a highly extravagant gaudy nature.

n. "Man, I gots tha bling-bling, yo."

v. "Damn Johnny, you sure be bling-blinging it tonight!"

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turtle head

a shit that knocks at your underpants.

i was pulled over for speeding and tried to explain that there was a turtle head bashing my underpants but the officer still booked me.

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Mendel

Some guy who gew pea plants. Tried to get them to grow extra large through genetics so he could hide the grape vines he was growing behind them. Really true.

Mendel really liked wine.

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