british tv

Something to watch only in times of dire bordem

Narrator: welcome back to animal kingdom,I'm generic narrator guy,here to show you talking animals on British tv, aka bbc
Me: Damn, I'm bored

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discworld

Possibly the greatest concotion known to man, about a world carried around by four elephants riding on a turtle. Pokes fun at everything. Features characters like Rincewind, Vimes, Granny Weatherwax, and DEATH, the sentimentalist who talks in all capital letters (not as annoying as it sounds).

That Discworld book where Granny Weatherwax fights the Elf Queen was Godly!

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leet speak

leet speak or 1337 5p34|< was originally used by hackers as a way to send messages, now is used by hardcore gamers to insult. leet or 1337 is derived from the word elite meaning simply the best.

|)1|) _|00 533 /\/\3 |>\/\//\/><0|2
|)47 /\/008?
translation: did you see me own that noob?

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pimp my ride

a hot tv show hosted by xzibit.

did you see that new episode of pimp my ride, that guy got a fishtank in his car

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shmegalamunga

Term for an unfamiliar food. Coined by Len Cella in the 1985 cult classic "Moron Movies"

Person 1: "Have some Shmegalamunga!"
Person 2: "How do you spell that? I don't eat nuthin' I can't spell!"

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The Hoe Train

Can be used as a adjective or noun... like a sorority, you must be pledged into the train... no STD's... it ain't a party till the train runs through it

Dude that was so hoe train.
Man the hoe trains hott.

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Hitler mustache

When someone gives a person oral and the pubic hair of the "receiver" falls out. the hair then sticks to the "givers" face on their upper lip giving them a hitler mustache.

I was eaten my girlfreind out last night and i got a hitler mustache. I ain't ever doin that shit again.

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