STD

Abbreviation for "standard"

I wanted a plain old blowjob, so I accepted when the prostitute said she'd give me an "STD blowjob". I don't feel so good...

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subservient chicken

A bizarre advertising stunt pulled by Burger King, where you 'control' a giant rooster-man wearing a garter belt.

Through the eyes of its 'webcam', you can throw any command you like, from 'jump', to 'watch tv', to 'hump the couch'.

www.subservientchicken.com

"The subservient chicken is strange as hell, and did not make me any hungrier for chicken."

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socialable

the most extreme version of socialble

this word is usually used by people who cant think of new words

"You've changed, you are more socialable than before!"

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Holding someones purse

making fun of someone not manning up. (see manning up)

Do you want me to hold your purse?

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williamsville

the whitest city in the world. located outside buffalo and home to some of the most retarded people on the planet. lacks in excitement.

if i wanted to live that boring of a life i'd move to williamsville.

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clenis

Portmanteau of clitoris and penis. A large clitoris that, due to its abnormal size, resembles a penis.

Don't download that porno with the wrestler Chyna, unless you want to barf... she's got a clenis!

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sphyre

A Man orgy in which homoerotic novels and RTD beverages are provided, and *nsync is listened to.

I'm totally going to have myself a huge sphyre tonight. You're all invited.

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