The act of shitting qand Masturbating at the same time.
Bro didnรขยยt have enough time before work us the throne and bust one out, so he did w stanky wanky and got both out of the bed way at once.
A shittard is someone who is a all around dumbass, and has less common sense than a rock.
look at Harold he is a complete shittard, he is being such a stupid fuck.
someone who drinks way to much Coca-Cola, Coca-Cola zero sugar, or Diet Coke.
Most Cokeaholic usually drink Coke out of a glass bottle almost like beer, or even a substitute of beer.
John Doe is a Cokeaholic, he has had 3 Cokes in the last 2 hours.
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The Setup of a Reddit/4Chan/Discord User who has a U-Desk, in excess of 5+ Displays, 2 or more Computer systems, a mountain of half finished to-go food boxes, a snack drawer and mini fridge close by, a stupid amount of empty soda and beer cans, and a shit bucket under the desk
John hasn't left his Fat Man's Throne for over 9 weeks
A Glorified Asshole is someone who is narcissistic, and a down right jerk. A Glorified Asshole usually doesn't know that they are being a Glorified Asshole.
Wow Joe you don't have to be a Glorified Asshole because you won the Race.
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