fuckin sheila

Australian slang for female. Like all Aussie slang, this term is thrown around more than a penny-slut in Frankston.

“Oi! Do ya see that fuckin sheila over there, mate?!”
“Yea na yea. She’s got an arse juicier than a ripe tommy.”

**strangles croc with bare hands, because Australia**

“This fuckin Sheila almost got me leg!”

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Desk pants

Smelly, reused work pants that you keep in your desk to change into in case of: excessive sweating, stank, spillage, explosive diareha, or general inability to be a functioning adult.

Dude, do you have any cleanish desk pants? I totally shit myself.

Bro- you smell.

Yeah don't worry about it. I have some desk pants.