Valentine's D

Its the most magical sex that a woman receives on Valentine's Day. A man's efforts are pushed to the limit deliver the most amazing sexual experience on the day of love. Can also be referred to as Valen D

Woman 1: How was your Valentine's Day?
Woman 2: I got the Valentine's D! I couldn't stop cumming.
Woman 1: I wish my man could bring the Valentine's D just once. I'm always using my vibrator to finish.

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Q Pop

It’s a word or response by text message meant to confuse or throw off the reader! Much like K Pop but not referring to music.

Q pop is also the iPhone dictionary’s autocorrect for LMAO! Will definitely confuse the reader! Traditionally happens when you don’t lock your screen and are walking the dog and your phone is texting in your pocket!

Sandy - Can’t wait to hear your story! -

Raffy - it’s a long story better to tell it in person Q pop
Sandy - What does Q pop mean, you mean K Pop like Korean Pop music?
Raffy - No I pocket texted while walking the dog?

Dinner Daddy

A guy a girl just uses for a free dinner from online dating services like Tinder or Bumble or OKcupid.

Guy 1: Yo Phil how'd your date go on Friday!
Guy 2: That bitch was looking for a free dinner!
Guy 1: These chicks are just looking for a dinner daddy. Don't be a free rider

Guy 2: Eh fuck it 60 percent of the time, works everytime!

Bit

1. A time period consisting of 3 mins
2. A time period consisting of 2 hours
3. A time period consisting of whenever an individual by the name of raffy(Rafael Antoine Pisowodski) decides it is!

Raffy: Coffee in a bit?
Roxanne: Sure, what does a bit mean?
Raffy: In a bit like short time!
Roxanne: Please define bit with those options!

booze jacket

When you have enough drinks in you that you don’t have to put a jacket on when it’s balls cold outside.

Person 1: Bro Marek where’s you jackets? It’s like negative -6 degrees out!
Person 2: Broham it’s all good I have a booze jacket on! It’s toasty

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Vagisil Cream

It's an ointment for dudes who are acting like bitches!

Raffy - "Matt stop being all angry and shit"
Matt - "You know what bro I'm going to cry about it"
Raffy - "Matt get the Vagisil cream in the the top left drawer and stop crying like a bitch"

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Two handed snow mobiler

Its when you are fucking a girl doggy style and put both of your hands on her shoulders and start thrusting back forth like your riding a snow mobile.

"I was fucking Monica like a two handed snow mobiler"

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