Trench Coat

Verb. To trench coat. Trench coating.

To preform sexual foreplay with the aid of a trench coat. Also may involve pole-dancing, striptease, and various name-calling.

"So what were you up to last night?"
"Oh the usual."
"The usual?" 0.o
"Me and Avs were getting it down, trench coating it all night long."

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failplay

to fail so spectacularly at foreplay one is required to portmanteau the two words into one.

He demonstrated some spectacular failplay, and she left in a hurry.