November 14

National appreciate a stalker day. If hey cyber stalk or go all out with binoculars appreciate them for watching over you.

Person-Hey what day is it?
Stalker-November 14, National appreciate a stalker day.
Person-Oh, I guess I have to appreciate you for today.
Stalker-Yay, I’ve been appreciated!

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Pinworms

Little fuckers that live rent free in your asshole. The drive you insane.

Chad: “can I smack your ass?”
Sarah: “ Fuck no!! I got pinworms!”