freshman flu

A word for the sickness that spreads around for the first few months of a semester, caused by freshmen being taken from their isolated social-bubbles and being moved into dorms to live on top of each other.

A: “Aw man, I just moved into the dorms and now my neighbors and my roommate are all sick!”
B: “Sounds like the Freshman Flu’s going around again, better to just accept your fate.”