spindleshanx

Spindle- Greek, comes from the word "speendle", means for someone to fall over
Shanx- Greek, comes from the word "shrunks", means to laugh

omg that l0zer f3ll over what a looser SPINDLESHANX

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Sayonara Bitches

Phrase used to announce that you are leaving the premises like a Boss and/or Badass

Inferior Co-Worker: Are you leaving?
Superior Self: Yeah, Sayonara Bitches

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Turkey Day

The last thursday of November, in which celebration takes place in honor of the pilgrims who befriended the natives and slaughtered them when the had the chance, usually involves a lot of eating and for vegetarians they get to eat tofurkey!

"God damn!"
"what?"
"its turkey day. so i gotta cook all this food."

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benthos

The layer of organic matter lining the bottom of a body of water.

The duck enjoyed probing the benthos for tasty water-beetles.

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Holding someones purse

making fun of someone not manning up. (see manning up)

Do you want me to hold your purse?

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socialable

the most extreme version of socialble

this word is usually used by people who cant think of new words

"You've changed, you are more socialable than before!"

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williamsville

the whitest city in the world. located outside buffalo and home to some of the most retarded people on the planet. lacks in excitement.

if i wanted to live that boring of a life i'd move to williamsville.

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