traffic light party

A party/dance where you wear colours to show you're availability.
Red = Taken
Yellow = Undecided
Green = Single

Guy: Hey babe, wanna dance erotically?
Girl: Cant you see that im in red?
Guy: No, im colour blind.
Girl: Why would you come to a traffic light party if you cant tell what colour people are wearing?
Guy: ..Can we fuck now?

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