Alexfromtarget

The owner of the Internet. He was sent from the Gods to take over this world and we all must bow down before him.

Girl: I left my Instagram for thirty minutes and all of a sudden I see some Alexfromtarget guy all down my feed...

Guy: The power

Girl: What?

Guy: He's getting stronger... ALL HAIL ALEXFROMTARGET!

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Amaya

A bitch who everyone hates. She's my best friend and I love her. She's really funny but really inappropriate.

"did you see amaya?"

"she called lindsey a twat."

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