jizz rag

1. see "Zach Schulman"
2. The unfortunate scrap of textile fabric employed by adolescent and post-adolescent men to remove their semen from places in which it is not desired.
3. A real faggot-queer, cock-sucking asshole.

1. "Zach Schulman is heinous." or "Zach Schulman ought to be used to wipe up somebody's jizz."
2. "My old jizz rag is so stiff I could use it as a lampshade."
3. "That faggot-queer, cock-sucking asshole is a real jizz rag."

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miracle man

A person who dabbles in, or deals, mind altering drugs. Name suggests that his selection of drugs will bring about the divine, or a better high.

Yeah, I bought a dime of chronic from my miracle man last week.

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