The Cross Cross

The cross cross is used to cure the big gay and any insult that has unfortunately fallen upon you. It is a miracle given to us by the old gods themselves to combat such insults such as "Your Grandpa is an Apache Attack Helicopter." It can be used to clear your family name from such horrors. In order to use the cross cross just cross your fingers on both your hands and make a cross with those crossed fingers, then sing ancient Christian Hymns and all your worries will go away.

"Ah shit, that nerd over there gave me the big gay, I better exorcise myself with The cross cross in order to remove it from myself."

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