sex pistols

A manufactured punk-rock group from the '70s. Even though they were Malcom McLaren's puppets, even though they couldn't play their instruments, even though Sid probably DID kill Nancy, I still love them.
And y'know, they were just as manufactured as Avril Lavigne is. "God Save The Queen" is as catchy as "Sk8er Boi", though "God Save the Queen" pissed off a lot more people.

The Sex Pistols are a good group, but the Ramones and the Clash are real punk.

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Squint

A fan of the American TV-show Bones.
Plural squints

Person1: I hear you like Bones
Person2: yeah I'm a squint

the OC

The worst TV show since Beverly Hills 90210.

"Hey, the Oc is on. Want to watch?"

"Fuck no"

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atheist

1) Someone who does not believe in a god or any gods.

2) Someone who thinks they're better than those who are religious.

1) Religious person: I'm Christian.

Good Atheist: That's cool, I'm athiest.

2) Religious person: I'm Christian.

Bad Athiest: OMGZ!!! All Christians are such hypocrites!! they discriminate and generalize and think they're better than everyone else! I hate all the stupid Christians!

Religious person: Hey, dumbass, do you realize you just did the exact thing you just accused Christians of doing? You're the fucking hypocrite here, not us.

Bad Atheist: Uh... er... um... stop being smarter than me!

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IMDB

I-M-D-B stand for Intenet Movie Database

I-M-D-B also spells addictive.

I could spend hours on IMDB and in fact... I have!

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joan baez

An amazing woman who has made many achivements in the world of music and politics. She has the most beautiful voice in all of recorded music, and possibly the world. She dated Bob Dylan for a brief period in time, but let's face it people, they're not getting back together anytime soon. Who cares, Joan doesn't need him anyways!

1. "Hey everyone, I'm going to see Joan Baez in concert!"
"Oh my gosh, she rules. Can I come too? Pleeeeease?"

Joan Baez is nothing but sweet, kind, and pleasant to her fans.

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Rolling Stones

A cool rock band from the '60s. Their music kind of went downhill in the mid-seventies, but they're still a great live band. Check 'em out if you can.

The Rolling Stones are good, but the Beatles are better.

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