malmquist

a fucking bitch

“She’s such a Malmquist.”

Chris

Not to be confused with the cooler, more distinguished “Kris”. Chris is a fat, probably balding, insensitive prick.

“Chris didn’t cancel school only because he lives right next to it. Fuck that guy. My balls are freezing.”

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berutti

pretentious skinbag

“You’re acting like a Berutti, Abdul.”