nun wrestling

Nun wrestling is the act of devoted Catholic nuns, battling it out in an arena, which is typically surrounded by horny priests. The prizes often include rape and bible studies.

I bought some tickets to see nun wrestling at the local parish, it’s going to be tremendous fun

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Deep Frying

Deep frying is the act of eating arse so goddamn well, that when you pull away and look at it, it looks like an onion ring.

This is an effective way of knowing whether you have eaten their arse properly, or if you need to improve your form.

*Always conduct a full assessment of the starfish before attempting to deep fry

Girl: “Babe! Stop deep frying me. I’m gonna shit in your mouth”
Boy: “Don’t worry babe I’ll take it”