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To have something that is better than what someone else has, to have something really cool/interesting.
Guy 1: You ain't got shit!
Guy 2: Mother fucker I got 2 pockets full of sunshine!!
Schoo in Whitesboro, NY, USA (aka Wboro, Hell, or just simply Whitesboro) that has mostly hoes and bitches. Not all girls in the school are like that tho. Some are nice and really good friends in the long run, but most of them aren't. Most of the guys belong with all their friends in the tool box, and are just ass wipes and similar to the girls, can be nice, but most are not. One of the assistant principals are pretty chill, but the other is a different story. The bathrooms by the auditorium are usually locked, cuz a lot of senior guys got head from freshman girls there. It wasn't only seniors and freshmen. After a while, every grade got in on it, prompting other things to go down in there, like 69's, Helicopters, weed smoking, and a shit-ton of other shit. Then, people caught on, and all the shit moved to the elevator. Not quite the same thing, but it served it's purpose. Smoking went to the stairwell, but a couple of retards in 2013-14 thought it was a good idea to light up some pot in the middle of the hallway. Not a good idea on their parts. Not many fights happen any more, but when they do, the whole school will know about it in like 5 minuets. Kids just stand in the Pit, which was supposed to be a swimming pool or some shit like that. Also, according to a guy, (Austin Moreau) despite it being in NY, it's designed with a tropical design, which makes no damn sense. According to him, it explains why the school is so fucking cold in the winter time.
Guy 1: Hey, I start school at Whitesboro High School this year.
Guy 2: Bruh, you'll get mad head.
Guy 1: Nice bruh.
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When one is stalked in a mall by a very, very annoying person. This is typically the first stage of Mall Rape, which is a very, very rare type of person. Mall Stalking is a very annoyong issue many people who visit malls now a days face. Mall Stalkers can be easily identified by their behavior; they will follow you where ever you go, and if you look back at them, you may catch them look away or try to seem like he/she isn't following you. Mall Stalkers are also people who will blow up your phone if both of you are at the mall at the same time. Mall Rats are often confused with Mall Stalkers because of their similar behavior, but the Mall Rat and Mall Stalker are two very different species.
Allie: Hey, did you see that guy over there?
Paige: Yeah, I think he's following us.
1 hour later...
Allie: OMG, he is STILL following us!
Paige: Every time I look back at him, he just turns around and acts like we're not here.
Allie: OMG He is TOTALLY Mall Stalking us!
Someone (usually a teen, preteen, male or female) who spends a very large amount of time at the mall (shopping center, enclosed shopping area, how ever you want to look at it) and does NOTHING at all but walk around, talk with friends, annoy people, ect. The females of this variety usually act very similar, but tend to dress drastically more slutty, wearing ripped jeans, shirts with the holes in the sleeves, yoga pants, (make camel toe much more visible) and UGG boots. They also add pounds of make-up and "whore lashes". They usually have little to no money on them, and do nothing but loiter and maybe, just maybe buy a snack or two. These crowds typically think what they do is "cool" and will walk around in crowds or groups (sometimes as many you can call it a mob. usually 4-15 people give or take) and talk with other groups and sometimes join into the rare Mall Blob. They also torment mall customers and Security Guards and sometimes make friends with shop employees and sometimes get free stuff from them and mooch off of them. They also use very odd catch phrases, like Groovy and Hellz Yeahz, or Too the Max!
Joey: Hey! Want to go to the mall?
Matt: Sure! We can goo with Josh, Kim, Ray, Jack, and Maria!
Joey: Awesome! I think Mark and a bunch of his friends are going too!
Matt: Sick! Hey, maybe Paul will let us sneak a movie and get us some popcorn!
Joey: Yeah man! I bet you any money Kim will have guys all over her the way she dresses and in those yoga pants? Woah!
Matt: HELL YEAZZ!!
Joey: Dude, were such Mall rats!
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A Coon Slab is a very annoying person who, no matter how many times you tell them, will not shut up. A Coon Slab can be anyone, boy girl, white black, tall short, whatever. If you tell a Coon Slab to shut up, they will only get more annoying as the day progresses. The best thing to do when you encounter a Coon Slab is to annoy them. If you engage with a Coon Slab, they will set you as their target. Once you are targeted by a Coon Slab, there's no escaping. The only way to get away form on of them is to not be within a 100 foot range of them for a prolonged time. They will hopefully forget about you and you can carry on with your life as a normal citizen of the United States, Britain, or whatever count you reside in.
10 year old: Hey Gina. Hey, hey Gina.
Gina: What?
10 year old: Guess what?
Gina: What?
10 year old: Your short! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG IM SO FUNNY!!
Gina: Oh my God you're suck a fucking Coon Slab!
Small ass town in Upstate New York neighboring Marcy, Stittville, and Barnaveld where shit goes down. Not many people live there, but there's enough to have it's own school district. There's like two main streets with houses on them, and that consists of the town's main population. In the summer, real niggas chill in the tiny ass park by the fire department and sometimes they walk up to Miller jump off the bridge into the scummy ass water below. In the winter, they snowmobile, and well that's about it considering the fact it's well, it's in the middle of scenic nowhere. All in all, the people from the area are pretty nice and chill people.
Guy 1: Hey, you going to Holland Patent?
Guy 2: No? What's to do there? It's in the middle of bum-fuck nowhere.
Guy 1: Yeah, but the niggas there are pretty chill.
Guy 2: I guess. Let's turn up.
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