Clown Car Effect

The effect one gets when there are 15 or more people in a single elevator, effectively causing it to look like there are a bunch of clowns in the elevator.

Person 1: Dude, we all look so stupid in this elevator

Person 2: Yeah, that's the clown car effect for ya.

Pissability

A debilitating condition in which the sufferer must use the bathroom several times a day. Very common among young people. More common to occur outside of the home.

Guy 1: Man, I gotta take a piss

Guy 2: Dude, I think you have a really bad pissability

Guy 1: Shit, I thought I was over it months ago!