autotune

The means by which average people can become godly singers instantly. No musical knowledge is required, just loop a beat and sing away!

My sister let out the tarzan jungle call. I autotuned it and it sounded like ke$ha.

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Chemistry

1. A school subject that teaches how the elements of the periodic table react. Chemistry is usually associated with "blowing up" and "setting on fire", but its really squinting into a test tube to watch an underwhelming chemical reaction.

2. The connection between two people, usually in a relationship. The sexual aspect is usually more talked about.

Student 1: Oh boy, I'm gonna take Chemistry next year! That means i'll blow stuff up and watch things fume!
Student 2: No it's not. It's balancing shit and watching things make pathetic bubbles.
Student 3: THERE WERE BUBBLES?!?!?!?

I have good chemistry with my girlfriend in bed.

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