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White Christmas

On Christmas day, before the receiver wakes up, you jerk off until you are about to cum. Right before you cum you wake the person up by smacking them in the face with a mistletoe, and start singing, ''White Christmas'' as you cum on their face.

By the time I was done giving her a steamy "White Christmas,'' I was singing to her "And may all your Christmases be white.''

by ThatGuyThisGuy December 26, 2012

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rape duel

During a simultaneous rape struggle for dominance, two rapists meet and fight each other over who is going to rape who. It can also be a sport.

Both of them got arrested for raping each other at the same time. Since they were evenly matched, there were occasions where one or the other was getting raped, and it went back and forth. It was an epic rape duel.

by ThatGuyThisGuy December 26, 2012

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cummer's high

The euphoria felt after an orgasm.

I'm still in a daze after sex with you! I'm experiencing a cummer's high!

by ThatGuyThisGuy November 27, 2010

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