Kaitlyn

Kaitlyn is a truly remarkable person. She is someone who is selfless and caring as shown by her determination to make others happy. She makes an incredible friend due to her loyalty and kindness. Furthermore she makes an amazing girlfriend. She notices the small details and doesn't withhold an ounce of her heart once you've won it. She is such a brave woman despite the burdens she may carry in her life and somehow manages to wear a beautiful smile and a bubbly personality. She also has a quirky side which makes her truly unique in so many ways. A very glorious, mind-melting ass is usually attached and accommodating, as well as cooking and baking skills. Kaitlyn is the most genuine, intelligent, kind and beautiful girl you could ever hope to meet in your life. You can tell you just met a Kaitlyn if you can see a whole galaxy in her eyes. Find yourself a Kaitlyn because she will light up your world.

“Kaitlyn will always be the best thing to happen to me.”
“Kaitlyn is the greatest.”
“I left my girl for Kaitlyn” “Who wouldn’t?!”
“Kaitlyn is the knees of most bees.”
“Kaitlyn’s smile could light up a black hole.”

The Alaskan Choke-Hold

To complete the "Ice Bath Challenge" while masturbating.

"Hey man! What's with the hospital tag?"
"I just got done doing the Alaskan Choke-Hold. It was incredible!"