swanee

v. something that an airy bitch from the South would say instead of "swear"

I swanee, I'm so fucking stupid that's why I was born and bred in the South.

desk bitch

n. a female who's taken advantage of by using her back to write letters on.

Hey, Jenny...come over here. I need you to be my desk bitch, so I can write some letters.

Indian goggles

n. A set of balls is cut off from an Indian male to replace his eyeballs

This fucking Indian prick...what's his fucking name? Oh, yeah...Aarav. Give him the Indian goggles.