Basically, a Texas barbecue is when a bunch of rednecks get together and have an orgy.
Yes, you sick fucks, this does include family as well.
Mommy, where are you and Daddy going?
Mom - âOh sweetly, me and Daddy are going to a Texas barbecue with the neighborsâ
Sis -âWhat are you doing, step bro?â
Step bro -âIâm gonna take you to the Texas barbecue down the road!â