Texas

alright... im born and raised in west texas. let’s get things straight with you non-texans

-NO, we are not all white cowboys who walk around in cowboy boots and hats and ride horses all over the place. in our state there is a ton of diversity, trust me. —NO we do not all have an accent. you have to get into small towns for that, or even boring ass oklahoma

- WE LOVE OUR STATE WITH A BIG GIGANTIC TEXAN PASSION. don’t offend us or else we will show up at your doorstep ready to beat the shit outta someone
- we are very polite and friendly. always.
-OUR SWEET TEA SMACKS. ALWAYS HAS ALWAYS WILL
-floating the frio is better than any amusement park.

-we will talk to you like we’ve known you all our lives

-we LOVE LOVE LOVE our sports. especially friday night lights.

-if we travel to your state, you and your people will be compared to texas and texans and we will more than likely come to the conclusion that texas is better
-we could be our own country right now, we run on our own power grid. but y’all are lucky enough to have us.

-yes, y’all is probably the most used term here.
-there’s a lot more but i’ll stop there.

- thank y’all for your time. have a great day.

“Food here in New York City sucks.. I wanna go back to Texas.”

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