Ben

Smarter than people know, lazier than most, can't dance for shit but can slow dance any day, any mood, loving but not the most attractive, but he's got these great blue eyes that shine like steel. His hair isn't anything interesting, but it's hair. He enjoys sports but he only truly excels at one to two sports.

*in the gym*
(Insert last name)!

*enter Ben*
Ben: Hello folks