Eye fucking

The literal word for a person from across a room or even right next to you, literally looking at you in a piercing, pressuring way. Most of the time it is to make you feel intimidated, but it can mean the exact opposite of a person that likes you. This is a very complicating movement due to its many definitions that have opposite meaning therefore, it’s a very awkward situation if you are caught “eye fucking” someone.

Tim: hey Laura?
Laura: what’s up Tim?
Tim: that guy across the bar has been eye fucking you for the past fifteen minutes. Do you have beef with him or something?
Laura: oh that’s Leon. He really likes me and is obsessed with me.
Tim: oh okay...

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So that’s how we rocking?

A term for when something is peculiar and it does not fit a normal event that occurs during your day

Devan: yo Asian, I’m coming over to ur crib
Asian: deadass b? So that’s how we rocking?

This ain’t nothin

When you want it to be painfully obvious that a thing means something of importance but don’t want to say it outright while still giving one the ability to find out

Devan: yo what’s good Alex?
Alex: yo I got you a date for tonight
Devan: for real?
Alex: yeah man don’t stress on it tho
Devan: *sweating profusely* yeah man this ain’t nothin don’t worry about it

Tree kids

A completely different species compared to standard high schoolers that you always know due to their hyper active nature. You’ll find them funny, but once you laugh they cling onto you like your a couple. They think you’re friends with them and will boast to the others that you’re friends. Most of the time they will be doing some autistic shit, and standardly that’s why you laugh

Ileanna: Devan, what are you doing with Thomas?
Devan:help me. *whispering* they’re tree kids