Mia

Mia is a wonderful, wonderful person, maybe the best you’ve ever met. She’ll change your life in unimaginable ways. She’ll be with you through thick and thin. She’s bold, bright, and sometimes a little bit of a bitch to non-friends.

She’ll always have your back no matter if you’re wrong or right. She’s one of the best friends you will have the honour of having in your entire miserable life, that would be a lot worse if she wasn’t in it.

Don’t ever treat your Mia like anything less than the very best, as she deserves. You will regret it is you drive your Mia away so don’t be a twat. Never ever forget everything your Mia does for you, and if you have the rare experience of having a Mia hate you; take some time to self-reflect, because you’re most likely the asshole in the situation.

Love and cherish your Mia because they are the best ever thing to EVER happen to you.

friend1- Omg I just killed someone! wtfwtfwtf… WHY ARENT YOU FREAKING OUT
friend2- Gosh chill, I’m calling Mia, she’s the one who helped me bury the body last week, which I kinda realise was my fault. Regardless, she’ll be here in a min. Just relax, it’ll be fine.

Mia turning up 20 secs later- so here’s what we’re gonna do…