Tinfoil condom

Tinfoil condom, similar to tinfoil hat, is a phrase used when talking about crazy conspiracy theories. Charles "Moist Cr1tikal" white popularized and potentially even created the phrase.

"Jimmy has been reading into those tinfoil condom conspiracy theories on Facebook and now believes cancer was invented by the FBI"

Dingleberry picking

A kinky sex move where the woman goes a week without whipping her ass or showering. The man on day 7 inserts his penis into her ass in the doggy style position and picks the shit off of her hairs like he's picking apples and eats it.

P1: Dingleberry picking is nasty!
P2: Well have you tried it?

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Squid

Someone who rides a motorcycle recklessly without any gear.

"Look at him doing wheelies without even a helmet, what a squid!"

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Dirty Archery

When the man attaches a dildo to an arrow and tries to shoot it into a girls ass.

"I shot her eye out playing dirty archery!"

Archery

A sport using a human-powered projectile weapon called a bow that shoots fin stabilized arrows. The objective is usually to try and get a bullseye.

I did Archery and shot a bullseye!

Ugly pity

When someone says "you'll find the right one eventually" because they feel bad about how unattractive you are.

P1: "I asked Belle Delphine on a date!"
P2: "what did she say"
P1: "I got rejected and she gave me the ugly pity"
P2: *drops an F in the chat*