Alex

Alex is a mean person who only cares about himself he believes nobody is as great and mighty as him. DO NOT be friends with him!

Hey Alex hows the weather? Xander: F you

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Be my samurai💝

Protect her, be there for her. Don't let anyone fuck with her. She's fragile and needs her samurai.

Billie: Give me your money
Girl: Please go away
Boy: Is he bothering you?
Girl: Yes, Be my samurai💝

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October 27

October 27th is the day you walk up to people and say "hey babe." Without it being weird and cheating you girlfriend/boyfriend.
Even is your single you can still say it ;)

Person 1: hey babe
Person 2: what the hell
Person 1: what? It's October 27th the day you get to call anyone babe.

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