piggy

1. a person who has no manners; someone who farts in public and has diarrhea all the time.

1a. Emma Noel Statler

Emma stop farting in the library! You’re such a little piggy!

Precrastinator

Someone who does everything in advance. Wayyyy in advance. Basically the polar opposite of a procrastinator.

Me: Oh Ms. Pap do you have our essays graded already?
Pap: Ha yea lol I was up till 2am grading because I had to have it done by Thursday.

Me: But it’s only Tuesday you still have two nights!
Pap: Well I guess I’m a precrastinator! Had to get it done!

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