Big, Long, and Hairy. Anyone with these initials have the longest Schlong and has never met a virgin cause he fucked them all. He take all of the hoes.
Becky: Oh my god look at that guy!
Stephanie: Didn't you know he's a B.L.H?
Becky: That explains why his dong is that large
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Big, Long, and Hairy. Anyone with these initials are the most superior being ever and has the longest Schlong. They are immune to STDs and get all of the hoes.
Hoe 1: Oh my god did you know he's a B.L.H?
Hoe 2: Yeah I've been sleeping with him all the time!
Whenever someone has a ass that is do fucking flat; that even pancakes quiver in fear whenever they see people with a Tile Ass.
Chad 1: Oh mah gawd bro, Stephanie has such a Tile Ass dude
Chad 2: Yeah dude, but like Sun Tzu said, if there's a hole; there's a way.