gray goggles

A condition specific to male cadets at the United States military academy wherein the male cadet after only being surrounded by female cadettes lowers his standards for what he considers to be an attractive woman.

“Bro, did you hear about mark getting with Mary?”
“Yeah! She’s like a 2/10, mark has some serious gray goggles on right now”

Hudson home for troubled youth

Slang for the United States Military academy at West Point,

sometimes used by cadets when asked what school they attend so that they don’t have to have conversations with people about West Point in social settings. Similar to the South Hudson Institute of Technology.

However, the term is more often used as a joke between cadets playing on the idea that the Academy feels like a place where they send delinquent youth for punishment

Hey man I heard you’re in the Army? Oh no, I just go to the Hudson home for troubled youth.