Kendall

Your best friend. A kendall is someone who you can spend 8 hours with and not speak for long periods of time and be completely on the same page.

Your top friens in childhood, and adulthood. The only kids house you felt comfortable staying over at when you were younger. The kind of person that will always have your back, but not be afraid to call you out on your bullshit.

Loyal as all get out, will pull you back up and carry you on his/her back until you can walk on your own again. Never reminding you that he/she did so. Quiet and probably misunderstood by almost everyone you know, but at the same time knowing not a single person who would speak ill of Kendall.

In short, the legitimate best person you know, and the true staple of all your friends. Everyone else can be replaced but a Kendall is the kid you still know the old home phone to get ahold of on from childhood, the top friend on your rotting myspace page, and your first phonecall on the weekends friend wise to hangout with. The only person whos opinion really matters, as being friends with a Kendall is special. Impossible to be mad at, a Kendall is a gift.

"I'd love to hangout and have incredible mindblowingsex with you *insert random name here*, but Kendall wants to watch that shitty third Harry Potter film and the Browns-Jets game, and after that, im gonna Kendall play rocketleague, we will need to reschedule for another day."

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