A town in southern Lee county Florida . If you live in Burrito Springs , fl . You are fromMexico or Central America and live in a trailer park . . You can carry multiple cases of beer at one time while walking home from the store .and your friend carries multiple cases of Pecsi . The only place in Florida where women walk to the store . Where you can fit 7 people inside a truck.
If you need to hire some people to do yard work this the place to find them . .
â Hey Jimbo , we still going the footballl this weekend ?â
â Shit Gator , I canât Crystal says she wants flowers and mulch down since itâs fall now .â
â Shit Jimbo , just go on up to burrito springs and get a couple of beanners from the front of Home Depot parking lot .â
At one time a famous tobacco place in Cuba. Now itâs a term for a retarded Cuban.
In Pinar Del Rio they built a massive soccer stadium out of concrete . They only problem is that , when they finished the stadium. They couldnât get the concrete mixer out of the stadium. Stupid right ?
So here in Florida no Cuban will admit the are from Pinar Del Rio . Itâs like being a dumb ass from Poland . So one could say
Poland and Pinar Del Rio are the same in stories or jokes .
â What do you call four Cubans floating on a door that was made in Pinar Del Rio going toward Miami ? â
Quatro Sinko !!
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