Late Lunch

When a co-worker fails to eat anything all day because he is too stupid to bring his lunch/food in the truck. Then proceeds to scream at a Fed Ex driver who interrupted his lunch.

Fed Ex Driver: "Hey everyone, I got a package for you. Sorry to interrupt your lunch."
Co Worker: " Yeah... A really LATE LUNCH!"

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Pitchin Quarters

When two or more people throw quarters towards a fixed surface. Closest quarter wins. Typically this is won by Junior who dominates the office sport currently. Jeremy is really struggling this year pitching quarters.

"Damn, I am awful at pitchin quarters" - Jeremy