Steve Nashing It

1. Getting more assists than points in a basketball game.

2. Getting more assists than kills in a team-based shooter video game such as Call of Duty.

Named for the Suns point guard Steve Nash, known for his great ability to dish out assists.

"Hey man, you've gotten 3 assists but haven't scored any baskets yet.. What's going on?"
"I dunno, I guess I'm Steve Nashing it today."

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Angry McGangbang

A McGangbang made from the Hot 'n Spicy McChicken rather than the standard one. Adds a slight kick to everyone's favorite McDonald's sandwich.

Cashier: What can I get you?
Me: I'll have an Angry McGangbang, please.
(mom with her kid in line behind me lets out an audible gasp)

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ticket insurance

The one car going faster than you when you're speeding on the freeway. The general idea is that you can go as fast as you want as long as the other guy is going faster, that way if a cop sees you both speeding he will pull over the other guy and not you.

Wow, I'm going 80 in the fast lane and this jackass just zoomed past me. Ticket insurance!