Penis philosophy

Life, life is like a penis.
Sometimes it's short,
Sometimes it's average,
Sometimes it's long.
It can be very free-flowing.
It can go up, down, left, and right.
And then, women come and make it hard.

Friend: what is life?
Me: life, life is like a penis.
Penis; Penis philosophy

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Marquise-itis

A disease originated by Marquise-the-fucked-up-bandido. Diagnosed by doctors, this disease causes people to royally fuck up. #mini sinep

Friend: damn, I just fucked up
Me: you just got Marquise-itis

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