vekin

pure boiling rage, usually during heated telephone exchanges.

"RRRRRRRRaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!"

SLAMS PHONE.

Porkor

God of Pork; accepts sacrifices of pork products such as bacon; also controls machines and can at times by true believers be called upon to unleash the dreaded Machine Curse.

also see: Machine God Loki

"Porkor is going to be so pleased with this BLT i'm eating for him."

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holy shit bar

The thing above your head that you can hold on to while driving with a crazy driver.

"I was in a taxi and the guy was all over the place, I was like, 'Holy shit, it's a good thing that bar was there.'"

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Lords of Colic

Former name of organization now know as the Suburban Mercenaries.

The Lords of Colic changed their name to the Suburban Mercenaries.

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Machine God

God of machines and pork; accepts sacrifices of pork products such as bacon; also controls machines and can at times by true believers be called upon to unleash the dreaded Machine Curse.

also see: Porkor Loki

"I hope the Machine God blows up they're car."

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schmickle

Used to rejoice or used as a curse. Can only be uttered by a resurrected John Lennon of supergroup, The Beatles...

"Heavens Crap! Can you imagine that? Ohhh... Schmickles!"

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Don't hump the Honda

To tell someone to be calm, or take it easy.

Don't hump the honda man, maybe you're mother likes it.

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