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Ass made for a face full of pillow

A butt so beautiful it inspires thoughts of rough, doggy-style sex.

A really nice ass that one wishes to look at during sex.

Person 1: "You see the pants Lisa's wearing today?"
Person 2: "I always knew she had an ass made for a face full of pillow, but now there's no arguing the subject."

by The Afterworld Cafe June 4, 2007

44๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Bill Clinton

Noun: To arbitrarily spray semen on another person after receiving oral sex.

A money shot.

Jeff: "Sarah blew me this morning and I sprayed cum all over her tits and face."
Jerry: (In distinct southern drawl) "Daaaamn Jeffrey, gave her the Bill Clinton"

by The Afterworld Cafe June 8, 2007

31๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


skankering

A strong urge to find a skank with which to perform sexual acts. A strong hankering to sleep with a slut.

I don't think I'm looking to meet a nice girl today. I have a skankering for something naughty and dirty, like the town tramp.

by The Afterworld Cafe July 29, 2009


Mad Plumber's Disease

noun: The state or condition of inadvertently revealing ass crack whenever one sits or bends over.

The girl in front of me in economics has mad plumber's disease. All I see the entire hour is her enormous ass crack.

by The Afterworld Cafe July 3, 2005

16๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Clinger

noun: A spinner who holds so tightly to the man that's fucking her that when he gets up on all fours, she no longer touches the bed.

Ally is a real clinger. Last night when I was fucking her, she wrapped herself around me so tight that I got up, got a beer and changed the TV channel without losing rhythm.

by The Afterworld Cafe July 3, 2005

96๐Ÿ‘ 61๐Ÿ‘Ž