Centapinathonadildocornisrex

A monster from the land of Suckmycockuwa. It feeds on small fetuses from tribes of the Aidlands, and it grows to over 100 ft in length. With 80 unicorn legs, a dildo horn, pineapple head, T-Rex arms and teeth, cat paws, wings, and a pythons body structure.

Oh no, a Centapinathonadildocornisrex run for your life ye scrubs.

salty mike

A cunt wagon used in ww1 for masturbating

My uncle had a salty mike in his mouth.