A zestful character full of charisma. His love for Mary is evident in the way he approaches life and other individuals. "Ed Chime Box" is a romantic figure in life and serves as a person who one may look up to.
Other variations may be added but this is the original!
The words are said individually and slower with POWER and AGGRESSION.
The "Ed Alphabet".
What's up "Ed Chime Box..."
He is the most seductive man ALIVE! His romantic fizz coupled with his ultimate facial harmony is irresistible and unstoppable.
"Ed Chime Box" is the ultimate rizzler and is enrolled at Moggwarts schools for mewers and looksmaxxers.
The Ed Alphabet must not be overused and/or abused. If you violate the melody, Ed himself will attack you with his manly rowers physique.
The words are said individually and slowly ED---CHIME---BOX and then a YEP NOW BOYS CAN BE SAID!
Now boys, is "Ed Chime Box" present in class today. Yep NOW>