coffee and cream

A black female and a white male.

Jared: Come here girl and let me put some cream in your coffee.
Tasha: You really think you can handle this hot coffee? One sexy mocha coming right up!

Passerby: Oh my! Look! It's the coffee and cream couple. How odd!

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Fragganackle bull

A slightly more politically correct way of saying "bullshit" or full of it.

Worker: "Mr. Pennypinch, you want these papers done by Friday, correct?"
Boss: "No, I want them done by the end of today." *walks away*
Worker: "That's a load of fragganackle bull!!!" *gives boss the finger, rips up the papers, and heads for the unemployment line.*

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