Stockport

Large town in southern manchester, famed for raging hordes of scallies who conduct hate campaigns against any non-scallies from the comfort of their urine-soaked park benches. Oh, and lots of old people.

Adjective: 'Stopfordian'

Mabel realised with an insidious feeling of dismay that her dirty secret was finally out: now everyone knew she was from Stockport.

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Fagarette

Comprised of the words 'fag' and 'cigarette'. A generally more interesting (albeit a little girlie) word for it. One would spark it up using a lighteridge.

God, I could really go for a fagarette right now...

Fagarette, my darling?

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lighteridge

A more jolly way of referring to a fagarette lighter.

Oi, pass us a lighteridge will ya?

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