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Xenu Call

A loud high pitch call that summons the Scientology Lord XENU. Famous actors known to have the special ability of the "Xenu Call" are: Tom Cruise, John Travolta, L. Ron Hubbard, Robert.

"Ah man! Did you just see Tom Cruise use the Xenu Call and summon the dark lord to forcefully kill/possess/give painful dingleberries to Oprah?!"
"FUCK YEAH MAN!"

by The Angry Dragon July 4, 2006

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